I was adding ponies to the MP1st logo when this dude just came out of nowhere and bit me! I managed to lock him out but there is some blood on the logo now . I promise I'll clean it up later, I'm gonna lie down now because I don't feel so good... Think I got a fever...
Whaat? Why would you need a shotgun? Btw, have you guys tried raw steak? It's actually pretty delicious!
Oh, no reason, just cos its Halloween! We wouldn't want to be attacked by a... Zombie... *shifty eyes* Ill have to pass on the raw steak, thanks Niosus....
There's this drug addict banging on my door... His eyes are bloody, his skin is very pale and his teeth are all... weird... Think I should call the police?
They shot him... like 10 times at least, but he managed to bite one of the cops... The cops shot each other but one who got bitten is still moving. Also why are there so many helicopters in the air? I'm pretty sure I heard some jet fighters in the distance too!
Oh SHEET NO! GUYS GET THE STRAIGHT JACKETS! THERE'S GOTTA BE A WAY TO SAVE HIM! RIGHT? Dieger help me out here!
I am prepared for the Zombie Apocalypse. I am one of the people that thinks the L4D games are actually survival training.